Fart Jokes

If you love toilet humor then there is nothing more than funny fart jokes to giggle at. There are many websites which are providing funny fart jokes and other funny stuff.

As the farting concept has enjoyed a place in comedy movies, funny fart jokes are popular among those who love to laugh. At dotfart.com, you can get a lot of stuff on best fart jokes. You can share these funny fart jokes with your friends and have a great time. If you have experienced any funny farting incidents, share with us on www.dotfart.com.

Flash Fart Button- as good as funny fart jokes

It is not a funny fart joke, it’s true. We provide you a flash fart button also. By clicking on this button, the fart dot moves and you can hear fart sounds if your PC has headphones or speakers attached. You need to guess the number of fart sounds you hear. To find the correct result, you simply need to send an email. Besides this, you can also compare your guess with others.

To get this flash fart button, you just need to copy and paste its code in your website code. Take a look at the fart button myspace code given on our website. By adding some funny fart jokes in addition to the fart button, you can make your website, blog or myspace profile interesting. You can insert fart noises in flash funny e-cards and send it to your friends for fun. Share your farting jokes and spread the laughter. You can also leave your comments on our website.

Fart Joke

On a hot summers day, an elderly gentleman was on his way to the car a parking garage and let out a rather wet stinky fart. Unfortunately, as he pulled away in the car, he turned into the enormous bellow of fart gas which went straight into his rolled down wife's passenger window. He was much embarssed, as she howled in disgust and she hung her head out of the car window like a dog. Screaming variations of "that's disgusting ... you should spend time in jail....for air pollution.

Can't Fart Joke

MTI mathematics professor was badly constipated, so he went to his doctor who suggested "One solution was to eat large quantities of prunes." Luckily the mathematics professor was able to work it out with paper and pencil.

Fart Joke Humor

Fart Joke

Three women were walking along the sidewalk. One was a blonde, one brunette, and one a redhead. An apple dropped out of the middle of nowhere and hit the redhead on the head. She said, "OWW!" An orange dropped out of nowhere and hit the brunette on the head. She said "OWWW!" A bomb dropped out of nowhere, but just missed the blonde and fell behind her. When it exploded, she said, "NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE CALLS THEM SILENT, BUT DEADLY!!!"

Fart Joke

While at dinner party, a man farts. Other man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”. First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn”.

Doctor Fart Joke

Doctor -"What seems to be the problem today?" Patient, "Well Doc, I've got the farts ... I mean I fart all the time" Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "Funny enough, my farts do not stink and you can't hear them. I fart all the time, we've been talking for about 10 minutes or so and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, did you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, Doc picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. Patient is thrilled "Doc this prescription, will really clear up my farts?" "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week we'll get you back for a hearing test."

Fart Joke

While at dinner party, a man farts. Other man says “How dare you fart in front of my wife”. First man says “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn”.

Fart Joke Starbucks

Chubby young man was in the Starbucks working on his mac, when suddenly he urgently needed to pass some gas. Since the music was really quite really loud, he just figured he could time the fart with the louder beats of the music. After a couple of songs, he felt much better. Finished off his coffee but noticed that everybody was staring at him. Then he suddenly realized that "he was listening to his IPod"

Restaurant Fart Joke

A woman walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly, with the Waiter right behind her. Shocked, she sits back up abruptly, glares at the waiter and shouts "Stop That!" To which the Waiter replies "Sure, Which Way Did It Go?"

Fart Joke - On the Bus

A guy got on a bus one day and sat down in an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?" The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."

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