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poop Jan 26, 2006 : hi pie!
 
mathew Jan 26, 2006 : i said rarr and i love the smell of farts smells like a rose
 
Fartface Jan 26, 2006 : This is my kind of website!!
 
daninello apple bar Jan 26, 2006 : this reminds me of sophie
 
doh woohoo doh woohooo Jan 25, 2006 : I LOVE FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Gravy Jan 25, 2006 : Just like Momma used to do
 
Telemarketer Jan 25, 2006 : Stick it on your answering machine
 
eKrAsH Jan 25, 2006 : That one sounds like an email being opened or something
 
eKrAsHeD Jan 25, 2006 : It...it Moooovves when it farts....except you go ask that cow for a comment, hold that microphone right up there and see if it has any comments.
 
eKrAsH Jan 25, 2006 : Can you guess what kind of beans they were? Yea yea and use java?
 
jeremy Jan 25, 2006 : interestingly like Canada
 
dueteer Jan 25, 2006 : I LIKE EGGS AND I CANNOT LIE! U CANT DENY SO BACK OFF POO HEAD!
 
Dude Jan 25, 2006 : Bad Ass!!
 
Fartmaster Jan 25, 2006 : So when will you open this up for readers to contribute their, um, "submissions," or rather "E-missions?"
 
Denis Jan 25, 2006 : Wonderful.
 
jeff Jan 25, 2006 : its halarious
 
YourGirl Jan 25, 2006 : sounds like my bf LOL
 
smokey joe Jan 24, 2006 : what a relief
 
dude Jan 24, 2006 : Here is my comment this thing makes me cry..from laughing so hard!
 
no name Jan 24, 2006 : i didnt know i put on brown underwear today.
 
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE FARTING DOT

Question: From jay: how did you come up with the farting dot?
DotFart Answer: A long time ago some people were considering what would be the absolute worst email address. Inspired by a Saturday Night Live sketch involving the worst ever domain name (clownpenis.net) we agreed on dotfart.com - it's ridiculous AND hard to remember. Later, a web design company was doing a trial project to test the skills of a Flash developer and they thought it would be funny to make a farting dot. The domain name and flash animation were combined, and this is the result!

Question: From Thomas: How did you guys create the farting dot?
DotFart Answer: The site is simple html and Flash animation. The process by which the farts got into the dot are a secret, though!

Question: From jordan: Does this website have anything else on it????????
DotFart Answer: Not yet. But we are open to suggestions!!!

Question: From Eric: It needs more fart sounds
DotFart Answer: We hear this request a lot. We feel that the selection of farts represents the widest variety of farts available from any farting dot, anywhere. To add more farts might be redundant. We have covered wet farts, slurping farts, long farts, squeakers, drum-and-bass, and all the favorites. So, there are no plans to add more fart sounds at this time.

Question: From cvnjyfgynd: you all suck donky balls
DotFart Answer: Amazingly, we get this feedback on a regular basis. No, we don't. You probably want to see some donkey fart videos?

Question: From valeri berg: Could you please tell me how I can download your "Farting Dot" - I\'d like to send it to my brother via email. Thanks.
DotFart Answer: The dot stays put right here, but you can send him the link using the 'send this to a friend' link up above!

Question: From Anon (Anon) : Why is it here?
DotFart Answer: Why are any of us here? Let's just be thankful that the incredible farting dot is here - imagine a world without it!!

Question: From Noelle: take out the backround noise so that people in other rooms think that that person is really farting.
DotFart Answer: Without the music, we feel that the dot lacks it's character and is therefore less funny. It's not a simulator or a whoppee dot, it's an experience!

Question: From dot: Do the farts come of someones bot or are they fake?
DotFart Answer: These farts are 100% authentic US-made flatus.

Question: From Chad: Hello, I would love to have the code for the fart button so I can put it on myspace!
DotFart Answer: Your wish is granted. See the link above to myspace fart code!

Question: From kiana: Why is there only stuff about a farting dot? You should put real information, or at least something funny. this is a stupid website! Where am i supposed to go to find REAL information?
DotFart Answer: We'd love to!! If you have any ideas about where to find such info, let us know!

Question: From Nikkole: Hey!First,I want to say that this site is weird in a cool way.But could you change the music.It sounds like you just ran a search for annoying music a choose the first thing you found.Try searching for Pop or somm;n you will still be annoying and a lot less boring.I also wanted to know how you cam-up with the idea for this site?
DotFart Answer: We like the music, and we appreciate the 'wierd and cool' comment. Thanks!

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