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hugh jass Mar 14, 2006 : If this dot can fart 70 a minute how many times a second? Who cares! it funny as hell!!!
 
3b Mar 14, 2006 : this is the best fart machine EVER!
 
Anonymous Mar 14, 2006 : cough...cough...cough...cough......aaaaaa cough
 
Konstantin Krylov Mar 14, 2006 : Wonderful farts! I really like smelly laoud farts!! Especially I like Russian Farts. My Russian friend, Ivan makes best farts all over the world!
 
WJUchica06 Mar 13, 2006 : My roommate and i found this website and almost died laughing from this thing thanks for making something that will out us out of our bad moods!
 
dave Mar 13, 2006 : nathan lovejoy is a fart
 
donald Mar 13, 2006 : i love this site
 
wobble Mar 13, 2006 : i like farts wet ones are pretty funny
 
shiraz Mar 13, 2006 : i love you guys, this is the best
 
Olivia Mar 12, 2006 : The farts are tooooooooo long!!!!
 
tom dauncey Mar 12, 2006 : gotta be wet and windy
 
tom dauncey Mar 12, 2006 : a fart is only a fart when its wet
 
wart Mar 12, 2006 : once i farted on a candle and it lit on fire and burn my booty and my whole bathroom DOWN!
 
jim Mar 11, 2006 : i want a dutch oven
 
dmt Mar 11, 2006 : Gr8 site!, just need to lower the background music a little bit so the farts dominate better!
 
Katy Mar 11, 2006 : fart dude!!
 
I love farts Mar 11, 2006 : The biggest fart in history was at Longsight Cricket Club Manchester summer 1978. 132db
 
fart Mar 11, 2006 : fart fart fart thats nice
 
canan Mar 11, 2006 : who can do that
 
Long Winded Mar 11, 2006 : I have pressed the button a lot - I could not hope to guess the entire number - but more to the point, where's the really long, contrived, ornamental, exhibitionist, showpiece, tour de farts farts?? - I haven't heard one like that yet. And don't tell me there's no such thing because I'll sample...read more
 
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE FARTING DOT

Question: From jay: how did you come up with the farting dot?
DotFart Answer: A long time ago some people were considering what would be the absolute worst email address. Inspired by a Saturday Night Live sketch involving the worst ever domain name (clownpenis.net) we agreed on dotfart.com - it's ridiculous AND hard to remember. Later, a web design company was doing a trial project to test the skills of a Flash developer and they thought it would be funny to make a farting dot. The domain name and flash animation were combined, and this is the result!

Question: From Thomas: How did you guys create the farting dot?
DotFart Answer: The site is simple html and Flash animation. The process by which the farts got into the dot are a secret, though!

Question: From jordan: Does this website have anything else on it????????
DotFart Answer: Not yet. But we are open to suggestions!!!

Question: From Eric: It needs more fart sounds
DotFart Answer: We hear this request a lot. We feel that the selection of farts represents the widest variety of farts available from any farting dot, anywhere. To add more farts might be redundant. We have covered wet farts, slurping farts, long farts, squeakers, drum-and-bass, and all the favorites. So, there are no plans to add more fart sounds at this time.

Question: From cvnjyfgynd: you all suck donky balls
DotFart Answer: Amazingly, we get this feedback on a regular basis. No, we don't. You probably want to see some donkey fart videos?

Question: From valeri berg: Could you please tell me how I can download your "Farting Dot" - I\'d like to send it to my brother via email. Thanks.
DotFart Answer: The dot stays put right here, but you can send him the link using the 'send this to a friend' link up above!

Question: From Anon (Anon) : Why is it here?
DotFart Answer: Why are any of us here? Let's just be thankful that the incredible farting dot is here - imagine a world without it!!

Question: From Noelle: take out the backround noise so that people in other rooms think that that person is really farting.
DotFart Answer: Without the music, we feel that the dot lacks it's character and is therefore less funny. It's not a simulator or a whoppee dot, it's an experience!

Question: From dot: Do the farts come of someones bot or are they fake?
DotFart Answer: These farts are 100% authentic US-made flatus.

Question: From Chad: Hello, I would love to have the code for the fart button so I can put it on myspace!
DotFart Answer: Your wish is granted. See the link above to myspace fart code!

Question: From kiana: Why is there only stuff about a farting dot? You should put real information, or at least something funny. this is a stupid website! Where am i supposed to go to find REAL information?
DotFart Answer: We'd love to!! If you have any ideas about where to find such info, let us know!

Question: From Nikkole: Hey!First,I want to say that this site is weird in a cool way.But could you change the music.It sounds like you just ran a search for annoying music a choose the first thing you found.Try searching for Pop or somm;n you will still be annoying and a lot less boring.I also wanted to know how you cam-up with the idea for this site?
DotFart Answer: We like the music, and we appreciate the 'wierd and cool' comment. Thanks!

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