DotFart Comments: Funny Farts, Noisy Farts, Smelly Farts, Fart Sounds...Farting:

i don't know Jun 24, 2009 : I like farts YAHOOOOO!

Courtney May 15, 2009 : This is FART retarded.

Mikey Feb 21, 2009 : Thanks for the fun. it's a gas,Now if you can only send some stink with it

Jared Jun 04, 2006 : THIS WEBSITE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Dick Jun 03, 2006 : I'm a vegetarian,so needless to say,none of these farts are as impressive as mine.Maybe people could guess the smell that goes with the fart.Give a list of smells for example,rotten eggs,milk gone bad...You hear a fart,then click the smell you think it would be.Yes I have no life,but neither does...read more

cassandra Jun 03, 2006 : My farts smell and they sound weird but sometimes if it is a weird sound I need to check my thongs

Superfreak Jun 03, 2006 : This is boring. Good farts but it needs more. I cant belive how funny it is!

bk Jun 03, 2006 : this is GREAT

Jordan Jun 02, 2006 : Too many farts for me to count. My brain can't function correctly

sarah Jun 02, 2006 : this is so frickin' halarious!!! OMG, i think that my hubby just did one of them!!!

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE FARTING DOT!

Question: From jay (jayrich94@aol.com) : how did you come up with the farting dot?
Answer: A long time ago some people were considering what would be the absolute worst email address. Inspired by a Saturday Night Live sketch involving the worst ever domain name (clownpenis.net) we agreed on dotfart.com - it's ridiculous AND hard to remember. Later, a web design company was doing a trial project to test the skills of a Flash developer and they thought it would be funny to make a farting dot. The domain name and flash animation were combined, and this is the result!

Question: From Thomas (xavierbro@yahoo.com) : How did you guys create the farting dot?
Answer: The site is simple html and Flash animation. The process by which the farts got into the dot are a secret, though!

Question: From jordan (jo_mello33@yahoo.com) : Does this website have anything else on it????????
Answer: Not yet. But we are open to suggestions!!!

Question: From Eric (ekrash@pacbell.net) : It needs more fart sounds
Answer: We hear this request a lot. We feel that the selection of farts represents the widest variety of farts available from any farting dot, anywhere. To add more farts might be redundant. We have covered wet farts, slurping farts, long farts, squeakers, drum-and-bass, and all the favorites. So, there are no plans to add more fart sounds at this time.

Question: From cvnjyfgynd (ajdrogers@shaw.ca) : you all suck donky balls
Answer: Amazingly, we get this feedback on a regular basis. No, we don't.

Question: From valeri berg (valeriberg@sbcglobal.net) : Could you please tell me how I can download your "Farting Dot" - I\'d like to send it to my brother via email. Thanks.
Answer: The dot stays put right here, but you can send him the link using the 'send this to a friend' link up above!

Question: From Anon (Anon) : Why is it here?
Answer: Why are any of us here? Let's just be thankful that the incredible farting dot is here - imagine a world without it!!

Question: From Noelle (Bigshots9193@aol.com) : take out the backround noise so that people in other rooms think that that person is really farting.
Answer: Without the music, we feel that the dot lacks it's character and is therefore less funny. It's not a simulator or a whoppee dot, it's an experience!

Question: From dot (dotturton@hotmail.co.uk) : Do the farts come of someones bot or are they fake?
Answer: These farts are 100% authentic US-made flatus.

Question: From Chad (cfarmer72@gmail.com) : Hello, I would love to have the code for the fart button so I can put it on myspace!
Answer: Your wish is granted. See the link above to myspace fart code!

Question: From kiana (chels_rox_ur_sox@yahoo.com) : Why is there only stuff about a farting dot? You should put real information, or at least something funny. this is a stupid website! Where am i supposed to go to find REAL information?
Answer: We'd love to!! If you have any ideas about where to find such info, let us know!

Question: From Nikkole (tinkerpunk01@yahoo.com) : Hey!First,I want to say that this site is weird in a cool way.But could you change the music.It sounds like you just ran a search for annoying music a choose the first thing you found.Try searching for Pop or somm;n you will still be annoying and a lot less boring.I also wanted to know how you cam-up with the idea for this site?
Answer: We like the music, and we appreciate the 'wierd and cool' comment. Thanks!

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